The Perils of Positive Thinking

I was listening to a Louise Hay CD with affirmations such as “Expect a Miracle” before I went off to the supermarket. As I’m waiting on line to check out, I keep repeating, “Expect a Miracle.” A woman rammed her cart into the backs of my ankles. Lesson learned: Instead of staying in your own head, look around you, behind you. You’ll not only be enlightened, but you won’t be bruised.